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Judging by your lugubrious gait
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and sour expression
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I assume that your endeavors have achieved nothing.
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Well, there may have been some buried clue or significant fact
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that showed itself, but I missed it.
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Then you better type up the report.
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You mean my full report?
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You want it verbatim?
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Yes.
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Uh, that could take all afternoon, maybe more.
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I suppose so.
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I asked you to type the report.
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I heard you but it's just all and you know it.
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Archie, you might recall
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that I once returned a retainer of $40,000
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to a client named Zimmerman, because he...
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wanted to tell me how to handle his case
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instead of leaving it to me.
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Please type up the report.
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It would've been a pleasure to take a gun out of the drawer
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and shoot that book right out of his hand
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but I decided it was inadvisable.
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So I swiveled, pulled the typewriter to me
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got paper, twirled it in and hit the keys.
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Three and a half hours later, at 6:00
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I finished typing my report and someone rang the bell.
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Yes, can I help you?
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My name is Arthur M. Irby.
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I'm a lawyer and I represent Eric Hagh
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the former husband of Priscilla Eades.
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I would like to speak to Mr. Wolfe.
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Come in.
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Eric Hagh's lawyer, Albert Irby, is here to see you.
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Where the devil did you get him?
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Well, I didn't exactly get him, he came here.
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What does he want?
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To talk to you.
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Look, since you don't like a client horning in
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on a case of yours, I didn't press him for particulars.
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Bring him.
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Mr. Wolfe will see you.
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I appreciate your seeing me, Mr. Wolfe
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but I'm not surprised
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because I know of your great services
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in the cause of justice
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and that's what I want for my client, Eric Hagh.
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I was asked to represent him by a olleague in Venezuela...
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My time and attention
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are not infinite, Mr. Irby.
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Of course.
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Forgive me.
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I have with me
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a photostat of a letter dated August 12, 1946
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written and signed by Priscilla Eades Hagh
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and witnessed by Margaret Folmos.
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In this letter, Priscilla gives to her husband, Eric
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a half interest in all property, then hers
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or to become hers
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at any time in the future.
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This is a legal matter.
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I'm not a lawyer.
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I came to consult you not in a matter of the law
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but in a matter of fact.
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Miss Eades told me on Friday
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that she signed the document in good faith.
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She offered my client a $100,000 settlement.
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He rejected it, so I went to see Mr. Helmar.
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I fail to see what this has to do with me.
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Mr. Helmar claimed she never signed the document
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and accused my client of forging it
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so I called Mr. Hagh and told him to get on
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the first plane to New York.
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Uh, in five minutes, my dinner is served
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and I will be leaving this room
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whether you are finished speaking or not.
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You might consider getting to the point
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sooner rather than later.
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It occurred to me that, um...
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you could speak
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to the authenticity of the document.
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Miss Eades came to consult you.
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She spent hours here.
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Surely the document was discussed
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and surely she knowledged signing it.
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If Mr. Goodwin was also here and can speak...
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that would clinch it.
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Such assistance would be of great value to Mr. Hagh
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amounting to...
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five percent
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of the total sum received by him
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in settlement of his claim.
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You say Mr. Hagh is coming to New York?
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Yes.
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When does he arrive?
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Tomorrow afternoon, 3:00.
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Oh, I'd like to see him.
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Oh, certainly. I want you to.
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I'll bring him straight here from the airport.
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Meanwhile... I've prepared affidavits.
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No, there will be no affidavit until I speak to your client.
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Then we'll see.
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I- I think there should be a meeting of all those involved.
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Both sides
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with you present
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here in my office at 9:00 p. m. tomorrow.
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I would welcome such a meeting
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but I want some assurance that...
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No. By making me a flagrantly improper offer
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you have forfeited all rights to amenity.
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You'll have to take it as it comes.
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My dinner is served.
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Very well then.
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Good day.
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Are you satisfied?
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No, sir.
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And neither are you.
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The next morning, I decided for the umpteenth time
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I didn't have the right temperament
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for working with Nero Wolfe.
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If I had, I would've long ago quit being exasperated
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by his assumption that there was no point
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starting the day's detecting activities
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until he came down from the plant rooms at 11:00.
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Nero Wolfe's office, Archie Goodwin speaking.
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This is Sarah Jaffe, Mr. Goodwin.
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Yes, yes, it is.
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I can tell by the voice. Good morning.
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Good morning.
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I wanted...
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How are you?
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Oh, I'm fine. How are you?
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I'm fine too.
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I just had my breakfast and I wanted to phone you.
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There was no place at the table but mine.
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Well, that's good.
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You know, in the long run
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that'll save a lot of breakage on dishes.
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Oh, it'll save more than that.
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You took the coat and hat away with you.
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Yes, I did, and for God's sake
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don't tell me you want them back.
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I disposed of them.
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Oh, I'll never want them back.
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When I went into the hall, long after you left
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I... I cried like a baby
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and I knew you had done a wonderful thing for me
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and that I had to do anything you asked me to do... anything.
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Only, of course not...
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I mean, anything you would ask me.
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That is, anything I can do.
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So, just tell me what it is?
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Uh... yes. I see.
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Uh, well, uh, it's what I asked you to do yesterday.
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Yes, I thought so.
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You'll have to provide an attorney.
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I'm afraid mine wouldn't approve.
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Well, uh, Mr. Wolfe's attorney, Nathaniel Parker
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will be asked to act on your behalf
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and you couldn't do any better than Mr. Parker.
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I don't think I'm still in that, Mr. Goodwin
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so I'm pretty brave to be doing this
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and... I hope you know it.
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I do.
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And I appreciate it.
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Bye for now.
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And so we were going to hatch Wolfe's plan after all.
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The legal merits
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are open to question
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but it should suffice to get them here.
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We had given Parker all the details.
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Well, I'm not so sure.
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Ah, don't worry.
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If you get disbarred because of this operation
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I can get you a job folding paper napkins.
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Lawyers are incapable
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of taking a joke about getting disbarred
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because it takes them
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so much time and money to get barred.
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Yes, Mr. Perry Helmar, please.
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This is Nathaniel Parker's office calling.
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It's regarding a Mrs. Sarah Jaffe
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and Softdown, Incorporated.
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This is Helmar speaking.
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Mr. Helmar, please hold for Mr. Parker.
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Good afternoon, Mr. Helmar.
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Uh, my name is Nathaniel Parker.
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I am an attorney.
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Uh, I am preparing
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to start a case for a client
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and I'm calling you as a matter of professional courtesy.
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Uh, the client is Mrs. Sarah Jaffe.
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I believe you know her?
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Yes, I've known Mrs. Jaffe all of her life.
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What kind of action are you talking about?
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Uh, well, perhaps I should explain to you
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that Mrs. Jaffe was referred
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to me by Mr. Nero Wolfe...
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That crook?
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That damn scoundrel?
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Well, I won't stipulate that
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and, uh, I doubt if you can establish it.
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I was saying: Mrs. Jaffe
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would like me to ask a court
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to enjoin you and members of the board
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from assuming ownership
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of any of the capital stock
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of Softdown Incorporated under the provisions
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of the will of the late Nathaniel Eades.
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And from attempting to exercise any rights of such ownership
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until it is determined whether one or more of you
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has acquired this stock by, um... murdering Priscilla Eades.
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This is an act of malice.
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Nero Wolfe put her up to this.
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I will speak with Mrs. Jaffe myself.
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I- I don't think that will help.
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Uh, as Mrs. Jaffe's attorney
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I have advised her not to discuss this matter with anyone
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except Mr. Wolfe, if she sees fit.
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No judge would grant such an injunction.
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Well, that remains to be seen.
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But I think
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an effort should be made to protect all interests
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without going to court
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and Mr. Wolfe has agreed...
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uh, provided that such effort be made tonight
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at his office and that all involved be present.
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At Wolfe's office?
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Yes.
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Never! Never!
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That man is a murderer himself!
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I think, Counselor, you are a little free with words.
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Uh, we'll expect you at 9:00
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with the rest of the board.
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They'll come.
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The Softdown crowd showed up on time as expected
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e finally got to meet Eric Hagh.
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There had been so much talk about South America
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I had expected him
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cross between Diego Rivera and Peron.
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But I couldn't have told him from a Viking
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if it hadn't been for his clothes.
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Good evening.
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I have a prepared statement
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that I would like to read.
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"Speaking for myself and my four associates
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"we denounce Nero Wolfe
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"for his instigation of an unwarranted attack
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"upon us by Mrs. Sarah Jaffe.
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"We declare that said instigation
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"was prompted by malice
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"and that the threat of legal action
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"on behalf of Mrs. Jaffe is an unjustified, unprovoked
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"and reprehensible attempt at coercion
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"and we demand the right
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"to interview Mrs. Jaffe privately
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"before entering into a discussion with Counselor Parker
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and particularly any discussion to which Nero Wolfe is a party. "
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May I say that, uh...
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If you please, Mr. Helmar.
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There's no question of your right
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to interview Mrs. Jaffe privately.
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The only question is how
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she feels about it herself.
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Ask her.
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Sarah...
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you wouldn't let me speak to you on the telephone.
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You've known me all of your life.
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I held you in my arms when you were a baby.
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Have you ever known me
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to do anything unfair or wicked
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or dishonest?
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Yes.
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What?
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Did you say "yes"?
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Yes, I did.
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You did all of those things to Pris.
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You didn't love her or understand her
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and you were bad for her.
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I want to say one thing.
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I haven't been coerced to do this by Mr. Wolfe or Mr. Parker.
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I am doing this because I want to
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and... it was Archie Goodwin
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who made me want to.
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It wouldn't do the slightest good for you
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to speak with me, Mr. Helmar, so... forget it.
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Listen, Sarah
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you don't understand...
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I think I do
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and... what if I don't?
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Does anyone else
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have a statement to read?
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Good.
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First, I'll make one thing clear.
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I have been engaged
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to investigate the murder of Priscilla Eades
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and that is my sole interest.
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By Sarah Jaffe?
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No, my client's identity is not your concern.
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In my opinion, it is entirely proper
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for Mrs. Jaffe to bring the action contemplated
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but that will be determined not by me, not by you
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but by a court tomorrow morning
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unless developments here this evening
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make it unnecessary.
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What developments could make it unnecessary?
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Oh, any of several.
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For instance
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my discovery of the identity
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of the murderer
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though I confess that I expect no such happy expedition.
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Another possible development
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would be for me to conclude
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after inquiry that none of you five people
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was involved in the murder of Miss Eades.
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The reason for this meeting is an explanation by you
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and Counselor Parker about this whole preposterous event.
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Do you really mean that?
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Yes, I certainly do.
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Then get out.
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What's that?
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Get out!
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Before you go, Mr. Helmar
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there's a piece of information for you.
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I am told
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that you are now claiming
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that the letter from Priscilla Eades
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giving her husband half her property is spurious.
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If you accuse me of deception, sir
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I accuse you of an impudent lie
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in an attempt to defraud.
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In this room, Monday evening
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Miss Eades told Mr. Goodwin and me categorically
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that she signed that document.
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And, of course, you knew that.
335
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Bravo.
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Now that is honesty, gentlemen.
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Oh... here it is.
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Here it is.
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Well, this is fantastic.
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We are subject to trial on the charge of murder
341
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with you as the judge and the jury.
342
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,771
No, not as you put it.
343
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,072
What do you mean by inquiry?
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Put it this way... I say to you, Miss Duday
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there is a suspicion
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that you had something to do with the murders
347
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,482
of Priscilla Eades and Margaret Folmos.
348
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That you may actually have committed the crimes
349
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with your own hands.
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What have you to say to remove or discredit
351
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,591
that suspicion?
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That should be simple.
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00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:06,363
It's true, of course
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that I'll get a large block of stocks...
355
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,568
as they will...
356
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but they can outvote me and push me out
357
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,472
if they feel like it.
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Whereas if Pscilla had lived
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I would soon have been active head of the corporation...
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00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:23,714
in complete control.
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00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,484
Does that seem pertinent?
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Yes.
363
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:30,689
Did you know that Mrs. Jaffe was to be a director?
364
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Yes.
365
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,677
That was because Priscilla wanted
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all the directors to be women.
367
00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:39,798
Did these gentlemen know that Miss Eades
368
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intended to put you in charge?
369
00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:44,534
I'd rather let them answer that.
370
00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:48,907
Except, if they say no, then I'll speak to it.
371
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,173
Very well.
372
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,943
Uh, Mr. Helmar...
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join us.
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The idea that a man of my training and temperament
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would perform so vicious a deed and incur so tremendous a risk
376
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:06,691
is repugnant to every reputable theory of human conduct.
377
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,860
Well, how do you her backing out
378
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,560
of her appointment with you
379
00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:12,764
and asking you not to try and find her?
380
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,597
Very simply.
381
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,367
She knew that I was coming with proof
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that Miss Duday was incompetent
383
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,802
to handle the affairs of a large corporation
384
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and she simply didn't want to face me and admit it.
385
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,307
What a monstrousy liar you are!
386
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,343
Don't call me a liar, you vicious underhanded...
387
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,610
How dare you!
388
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,946
What about Miss O'Neill?
389
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,320
I have nothing to say about Miss O'Neill.
390
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,020
Oh, come.
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00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:40,524
She may be a mere voluptuous irrelevance
392
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:42,259
but I need to know
393
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:46,646
was she intimate with both Mr. Brucker and you?
394
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:48,133
Or- or neither?
395
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:50,467
How dare you.
396
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:54,189
You make these vicious and ignorant insinuations
397
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about a woman who, in her innocence and modest merit
398
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:02,214
is so far above all of this depravity.
399
00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:04,781
Mr. Brucker?
400
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:10,455
I'm only a... hardworking, plodding businessman, Mr. Wolfe.
401
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,794
But to the issue of murder
402
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:22,601
I can only say that I loved Priscilla Eades
403
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,769
since the day... as a five-year-old...
404
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,337
that she told her father
405
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,842
"Don't make Jay go away with the others.
406
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,844
You must keep Jay. "
407
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:37,782
Uh, this was during one of Softdown's worst slumps.
408
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,784
As you can see, I was kept.
409
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:44,542
Do you really think that this is pertinent in any way?
410
00:18:44,577 --> 00:18:45,624
I do sir.
411
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,025
You can imagine my feelings
412
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:52,964
knowing that I am suspected of killing Priscilla
413
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,001
with these hands.
414
00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:01,171
Well... sir?
415
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,680
I have nothing more to say.
416
00:19:04,681 --> 00:19:06,874
You're... y- you're not serious.
417
00:19:06,909 --> 00:19:09,881
Oh, yes, he is.
418
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,785
Ah, Mr. Hagh.
419
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,220
Mr. Hagh
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00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:19,389
uh, Mr. Brucker told Mr. Goodwin
421
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,159
that perhaps you had murdered your ex-wife.
422
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,859
Who said that?
423
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:23,561
Sit down, Mr. Hagh.
424
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,229
I want an answer.
425
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,462
Hey, back off.
426
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,863
I'm being accused of murder.
427
00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,195
So is everyone in this room.
428
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,543
Now, sit down and cook yourself a defense.
429
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,738
This is outrageous.
430
00:19:34,729 --> 00:19:35,907
Thank you, Archie.
431
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:45,849
Now, why would Mr. Hagh
432
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:49,788
want Priscilla Eades dead... Mr. Brucker?
433
00:19:50,776 --> 00:19:53,258
I can't tell you that.
434
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,090
That's a pity,
435
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,728
since the simplest way for you people
436
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,428
to make me doubt your guilt
437
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,499
would be to offer an acceptable substitute.
438
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,668
Have you one, Mr. Brucker?
439
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,236
No.
440
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,537
Mr. Quest?
441
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:10,175
Bernie. Bernie.
442
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,512
Sir...
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00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:20,550
I have been with this company 62 years.
444
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:25,754
In 1933, when I was made vice president by Nathan Eades
445
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,737
he promised me that one day
446
00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:32,630
I would be given a substantial share in the corporation.
447
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,291
In 1942, he died
448
00:20:35,326 --> 00:20:38,335
and when his will was read, I found
449
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:43,575
that he had broken his promise to me, so...
450
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,275
I decided to kill
451
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,045
his daughter, Prcilla.
452
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,364
She was then
453
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:49,613
15 years old.
454
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,250
I decided to strangle her.
455
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,516
Bernie!
456
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:54,384
My God!
457
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,588
I even worked out the details:
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00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,722
where to find a rope;
459
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,584
how to employ it; what to do with it afterwards.
460
00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:04,361
And I practiced.
461
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:08,601
I practiced, sir, by strangling myself.
462
00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:12,637
But that was ten years ago
463
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,878
and in the end
464
00:21:13,913 --> 00:21:16,191
I finally came to my senses.
465
00:21:16,226 --> 00:21:19,577
I didn't kill her then, and now what's the point?
466
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,844
I'm too old.
467
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:26,564
My children are grown and I have everything I need.
468
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:30,422
Well, perhaps you should've strangled yourself.
469
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,723
Yeah.
470
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,229
Have you anything else to add, Mr. Quest?
471
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,266
And you, Mr. Pitkin.
472
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,966
What have you to say
473
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:46,037
to remove or discredit the suspicion
474
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,772
that you are the murderer?
475
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,541
That's not the way it's done, Mr. Wolfe.
476
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,075
That's un-American.
477
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,713
First, show me evidence, if there is any
478
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,979
and I will answer it.
479
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,050
Either, sir, you're an ass or you're masquerading as one.
480
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:02,087
If I had evidence that one or more of you were guilty
481
00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:03,822
I wouldn't sit here half the night
482
00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:05,088
inviting you to jabber.
483
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:08,159
I would phone the police to come and get you.
484
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:11,213
Now, are you capable of deliberate murder?
485
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:14,232
No, because of the way I look at things.
486
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:15,932
How do you look at things?
487
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:19,402
From the standpoint of profit and loss.
488
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:23,068
For example, if the risk of the transaction is very great
489
00:22:23,103 --> 00:22:24,877
it should not be considered at all
490
00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:27,245
no matter what profit is offered
491
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,945
if it is successful.
492
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:32,450
You apply that to murder, what do you get?
493
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:35,053
Profit and loss, Mr. Wolfe.
494
00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,390
Mrs. Jaffe, your average income
495
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:42,826
in Softdown dividends
496
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:46,765
for the past five years has been $40,000.
497
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,031
Have you earned
498
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,200
one penny of it?
499
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:51,970
My father did the eaing.
500
00:22:53,053 --> 00:22:54,537
And you, Mr. Hagh.
501
00:22:54,572 --> 00:22:57,822
You are demanding a share of Softdown profits.
502
00:22:57,857 --> 00:22:58,910
You certainly haven't earned anything
503
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,494
isn't that correct?
504
00:23:00,529 --> 00:23:02,228
This is perfectly correct.
505
00:23:02,263 --> 00:23:03,892
And I feel no embarrassment
506
00:23:03,927 --> 00:23:06,935
being put in the same class as the charming Mrs. Jaffe.
507
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:11,404
The income I will get from Softdown stocks
508
00:23:11,439 --> 00:23:13,483
is called unearned income.
509
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,528
But actually, I have earned it
510
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:18,297
by years of devoted service.
511
00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:20,997
I deserve it, unlike them.
512
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:24,502
Well, Mr. Pitkin, how about Miss Eades?
513
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,070
Wasn't she also a parasite?
514
00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:31,176
Or- or had her recent interest in the corporation
515
00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:32,762
made her an earner?
516
00:23:32,797 --> 00:23:35,145
That wasn't a service to the corporation.
517
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,348
That was an interference.
518
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:40,517
In a week, she would've taken title
519
00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:44,024
to 90% of the company stock, leaving you earners
520
00:23:44,059 --> 00:23:47,058
with nothing but your meager salaries.
521
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,227
Now, wasn't that deplorable?
522
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:52,697
Yes, we all thought so.
523
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:53,530
I think, uh,
524
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,167
I- I've had enough of you, Mr. Pitk...
525
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,770
I- I've... I've had enough of all of you.
526
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,036
It's late.
527
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:03,974
I must digest what I have heard and seen
528
00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:07,410
and I will make only this commitment:
529
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:10,915
Mr. Parker will take no action on behalf of Mrs. Jaffe
530
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:15,479
until he has heard from me sometime tomorrow.
531
00:24:16,034 --> 00:24:17,361
That's it. Thank you all for coming.
532
00:24:17,396 --> 00:24:18,688
Your coats are by the front door.
533
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:21,130
I'd appreciate it if you left swiftly.
534
00:24:34,772 --> 00:24:37,158
So, which one?
535
00:24:38,422 --> 00:24:39,633
Which one what?
536
00:24:39,668 --> 00:24:40,845
Uh, excuse me...
537
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:42,580
if you're as stumped as you look
538
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,004
God help your client.
539
00:24:44,039 --> 00:24:48,653
Archie, do you know who killed Mrs. Folmos and Miss Eades?
540
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:49,520
Uh... nope.
541
00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:50,787
I do.
542
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,991
But there's a contradiction.
543
00:24:53,026 --> 00:24:54,960
What about Sarah Jaffe?
544
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,895
Is she a snake or a cheat?
545
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,161
No, no, neither.
546
00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:00,330
Nice odds, ten to one.
547
00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:02,932
Then I have a question for her.
548
00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:06,871
Have her here at 11:00 in the morning.
549
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,643
Yes, sir.
550
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:23,788
Hello... yeah... Nero Wolfe's.
551
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:25,957
Oh, I'm awfully sorry, Mr. Goodwin.
552
00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:26,789
Did I wake you?
553
00:25:26,824 --> 00:25:29,432
Uh, not quite there, Mrs. Jaffe.
554
00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:30,693
Why don't you go ahead and finish it.
555
00:25:30,728 --> 00:25:34,259
Well, I guess I should've waited until morning
556
00:25:34,294 --> 00:25:35,397
but I thought you might've found them
557
00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:36,801
and wondered whose they were.
558
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,067
Did you find any keys?
559
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:39,620
No, did you lose some keys?
560
00:25:39,655 --> 00:25:41,139
Is that what you're saying?
561
00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:43,004
Yes, two on a ring
562
00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:44,674
to the door downstairs and my apartment.
563
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:45,476
they were in my bag.
564
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,229
Uh-huh, where are you now?
565
00:25:47,264 --> 00:25:48,947
I'm home in my apartment.
566
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:49,779
How'd you get in?
567
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,835
The night man, he has a key.
568
00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:53,443
I might've lost them in the taxi
569
00:25:53,478 --> 00:25:55,016
but I thought I ought to phone you
570
00:25:55,051 --> 00:25:55,904
in case you found them.
571
00:25:55,939 --> 00:25:57,153
I'm sorry I bothered you.
572
00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,574
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
573
00:25:59,609 --> 00:26:01,960
Mrs. Jaffe, don't-don't ring off there.
574
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:03,712
Uh, is, uh, is Olga there?
575
00:26:03,747 --> 00:26:05,395
No, she doesn't sleep here.
576
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:07,759
Uh, when did you miss the keys?
577
00:26:07,794 --> 00:26:09,299
While I was coming up in the elevator.
578
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:12,153
I went to get them from my bag and they weren't there.
579
00:26:12,188 --> 00:26:14,973
How come you didn't notice downstairs on the sidewalk?
580
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,828
The night man was there with the door open.
581
00:26:16,863 --> 00:26:18,443
Okay, here's what you've got to do.
582
00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:19,518
You've got to keep that phone
583
00:26:19,553 --> 00:26:21,045
close to your ear and mouth, okay?
584
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:21,772
Why?
585
00:26:21,807 --> 00:26:22,909
Million to one it's nothing.
586
00:26:22,944 --> 00:26:25,383
It's just, uh, you lost some keys, that's all.
587
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,649
I- I'm nervous about keys getting lost.
588
00:26:26,684 --> 00:26:28,853
Now, how long were you there before you called me?
589
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,154
After the night man let you in?
590
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:31,455
I called you right away.
591
00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:33,191
I wanted to get you before you were asleep.
592
00:26:33,226 --> 00:26:34,926
What do you mean you're nervous about keys?
593
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,895
I mean I'm coming over right away.
594
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,830
I'm coming over now, matter of fact.
595
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,565
What phone are you calling from?
596
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,831
The living room phone.
597
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:44,035
And that's at the far end from the foyer?
598
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,301
Yes.
599
00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:47,505
Did you say you're coming over here?
600
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:49,474
Yes... listen, listen very carefully.
601
00:26:49,509 --> 00:26:51,374
This is almost certainly a false alarm
602
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:55,278
but... you've got to listen and don't ring off.
603
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:59,650
When I say to you, "go ahead," you say to me, quote:
604
00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:01,836
"I don't think so, but if you'll hold the line
605
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,988
I'll go to the foyer and see if it's there. "
606
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,723
Unquote. Did you get that?
607
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:06,990
Yes.
608
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:08,543
Do you want me to repeat that?
609
00:27:08,578 --> 00:27:10,061
Uh, no, you don't need to.
610
00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:12,195
Okay, good, now after you say that
611
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:15,266
you then put the phone down, you don't ring off
612
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,316
and you walk straight to the front door
613
00:27:17,351 --> 00:27:18,736
you go through it and you close it with a bang
614
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,368
you go downstairs and you wait for me.
615
00:27:20,403 --> 00:27:21,191
You got that?
616
00:27:21,226 --> 00:27:22,605
Yes.
617
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,375
All right, are you going to do it exactly that way?
618
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,943
Yes, I... I will.
619
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:27,968
All right, that's the girl.
620
00:27:28,003 --> 00:27:30,032
Now, don't forget to close it with a bang
621
00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:30,895
because I'm going to be
622
00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:32,840
at the other end of the phone, listening.
623
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,751
And when I hear that I'm going to come
624
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,119
and then when I get there you can have a good laugh
625
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,812
about how nervous I was about this whole thing
626
00:27:37,847 --> 00:27:39,264
and then we'll decide what to do next...
627
00:27:39,299 --> 00:27:39,968
maybe we'll go have a drink...
628
00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:41,726
anyway... are you ready?
629
00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,426
Yes.
630
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,196
Go ahead.
631
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:49,534
Hold the line if it's in the foyer.
632
00:27:52,136 --> 00:27:53,403
It had been a lot of years
633
00:27:53,438 --> 00:27:55,138
since I'd played Prisoner's Base.
634
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,908
The phone in the living room was one base
635
00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,643
and the elevator outside was another
636
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,323
and it was up to Sarah Jaffe
637
00:28:00,358 --> 00:28:02,446
to make the run without being tagged.
638
00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:04,102
I didn't hear the door bang.
639
00:28:04,137 --> 00:28:07,100
Maybe she forgot... but I doubted it.
640
00:28:15,993 --> 00:28:17,294
I want in!
641
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,561
What for?
642
00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:19,897
I want to see Sarah Jaffe!
643
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:20,765
I'm expected!
644
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:22,066
At this time of night, nuts!
645
00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:27,670
Get in the elevator.
646
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,006
You take me to the sixth floor.
647
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,308
Have you seen or heard Sarah Jaffe
648
00:28:30,741 --> 00:28:31,609
in the last half hour? Have you seen or heard Sarah Jaffe
649
00:28:31,644 --> 00:28:32,442
No, no!
650
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:33,344
Talk fast! Get in there.
651
00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:35,513
That hack, he's going to have a cop here...
652
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:36,779
Get out your keys.
653
00:28:36,814 --> 00:28:37,925
You're going to open the door, you understand?
654
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,851
I'm not supposed to do that... Aah!
655
00:28:43,754 --> 00:28:46,357
Fast, get it open.
656
00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:51,996
Take the elevator down.
657
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:53,696
The police will want it.
658
00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:55,900
She had followed instructions, all right
659
00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:58,069
but had never reached the outside door.
660
00:28:58,104 --> 00:28:59,769
Three paces from where she lay
661
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:02,371
he came out of the closet, struck her with the bookend
662
00:29:02,406 --> 00:29:05,443
then finished up with a doubled cord from a venetian blind.
663
00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:08,045
Everything was right there.
664
00:29:13,469 --> 00:29:14,117
Hello.
665
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:15,002
Yeah, listen, it's Archie.
666
00:29:15,037 --> 00:29:15,853
Listen good, all right?
667
00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:16,686
We might get interrupted.
668
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:18,740
Sarah Jaffe called me from her apartment.
669
00:29:18,775 --> 00:29:19,790
That's where I am now.
670
00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:20,771
She lost her keys.
671
00:29:20,806 --> 00:29:22,052
The night man let her in.
672
00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:23,264
She asked me what to do
673
00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:25,076
I gave her some instructions.
674
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:27,130
She listened to me, but the problem is
675
00:29:27,131 --> 00:29:28,179
she didn't make it through the front door.
676
00:29:28,214 --> 00:29:30,133
She's on the floor now, dead, see?
677
00:29:30,168 --> 00:29:32,770
Next time she's in danger, she should call someone else.
678
00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:33,638
Archie...
679
00:29:34,071 --> 00:29:35,771
I said it is vainglorious
680
00:29:35,806 --> 00:29:39,710
to reproach yourself for lack of omniscience.
681
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:43,181
The same is true for omnipotence.
682
00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:46,101
Report in when you can.
683
00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:50,086
Is this straight, Goodwin?
684
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,856
Yeah, whoever got her keys
685
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,591
got in, conked her on the head
686
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,291
strangled her and now she's dead.
687
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,061
And you're in Jaffe's apartment right now?
688
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:58,327
Yes.
689
00:29:58,362 --> 00:30:00,062
By God, you stay there.
690
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,787
Put that phone down and get your hands up!
691
00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:04,599
Over the next four hours
692
00:30:04,634 --> 00:30:07,424
I gave a complete account of the meeting in Wolfe's office
693
00:30:07,459 --> 00:30:09,605
and my phone call with Sarah Jaffe.
694
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,768
The four of us disposed of a dozen ham sandwiches
695
00:30:12,803 --> 00:30:15,037
six muskmelons and a gallon of coffee.
696
00:30:15,072 --> 00:30:16,173
Wait, wait, hold it, hold it, hold it.
697
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,882
Now, I've just given you everything I got.
698
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,148
I want something from you.
699
00:30:19,183 --> 00:30:20,918
I want to see Inspector Cramer right away
700
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,237
and you can fix it for me.
701
00:30:22,272 --> 00:30:23,185
Is this about the case?
702
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:23,671
Yes.
703
00:30:23,706 --> 00:30:24,672
Why won't I do?
704
00:30:24,707 --> 00:30:26,557
Because he can say yes to this.
705
00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:27,823
You can't.
706
00:30:27,858 --> 00:30:28,691
Hey, Pearly.
707
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,205
When did I ever ask you for a favor?
708
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,397
Never, you're not that dumb.
709
00:30:32,432 --> 00:30:34,365
No, not until now. I want you to let the inspector know I'm here.
710
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,631
I'm asking for five minutes
711
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:37,115
and you will kindly keep your trap shut.
712
00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:37,834
He's busy.
713
00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,985
Well, so am I busy, now, let me just... Come on.
714
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:40,889
What do you want to ask him?
715
00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:41,816
It's none of your business...
716
00:30:41,851 --> 00:30:43,005
Then you don't see him.
717
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,704
Here he is.
718
00:30:43,739 --> 00:30:44,846
Oh, what the hell?
719
00:30:44,881 --> 00:30:45,919
What is this?
720
00:30:45,954 --> 00:30:47,048
Now, this was my idea.
721
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,099
I got something to say.
722
00:30:48,134 --> 00:30:49,081
Well, I haven't got time.
723
00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:50,379
All right, two minutes, two minutes.
724
00:30:50,414 --> 00:30:51,735
Did Wolfe send you?
725
00:30:51,770 --> 00:30:53,021
No, this was my idea.
726
00:30:53,056 --> 00:30:54,919
While Sarah Jaffe was on the phone talking to me
727
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:56,487
her killer was in the closet waiting for her, all right?
728
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:57,283
I told her what to do.
729
00:30:57,318 --> 00:30:59,568
I could've told her to go to an open window and scream.
730
00:30:59,603 --> 00:31:01,224
That might've saved her.
731
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:02,128
Instead, I had a better idea.
732
00:31:02,163 --> 00:31:03,826
Maybe I was wrong.
733
00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:05,123
What do you want, a medal?
734
00:31:05,158 --> 00:31:05,561
No.
735
00:31:05,596 --> 00:31:07,773
I don't want to go home, sit on my ass
736
00:31:07,808 --> 00:31:09,500
and wait for Wolfe to have a fit of genius, see?
737
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,140
I want to do something here.
738
00:31:11,175 --> 00:31:13,306
I want to sit in on your interviews with the suspects
739
00:31:13,341 --> 00:31:15,123
and maybe I cann offer some comments when it's appropriate...
740
00:31:15,158 --> 00:31:16,397
Typical Wolfe approach.
741
00:31:16,432 --> 00:31:19,043
No, no, this is strictly personal.
742
00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:19,910
I was on the phone with her.
743
00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:21,177
Maybe I can help.
744
00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:23,814
You know him as well as I do, Pearly.
745
00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,514
Is this straight?
746
00:31:25,549 --> 00:31:27,683
His head's been swelling a long time
747
00:31:27,718 --> 00:31:30,755
and he got a bad jolt and he can't take it.
748
00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:32,175
Yeah, I buy it.
749
00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:34,455
We can always toss him out.
750
00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:36,274
All right, Goodwin.
751
00:31:36,309 --> 00:31:38,527
But if this is a dodge...
752
00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:41,164
I'm going to hook you and I'm going to hook you good.
753
00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:42,466
And not a word to Wolfe or the press
754
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,768
or anybody else.
755
00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:44,869
Agreed?
756
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:45,901
Agreed.
757
00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,105
I'm going to do a re-take on Helmar.
758
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,840
You want to come along with me?
759
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:50,708
All right, let's go.
760
00:32:01,118 --> 00:32:04,155
Okay, Mr. Helmar, we're going to take it one more time.
761
00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,456
...I've known her since she was a baby.
762
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:06,722
I held her in my arms...
763
00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:09,325
...that's right, ja, I remember...
764
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,396
...bah, bah, bah, let's shoot the breeze...?
765
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:13,698
...been associated with Softdown?
766
00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:15,433
31 years!
767
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:19,119
Couldn't Mr. Goodwin...?
768
00:32:19,154 --> 00:32:21,939
This is a joke...
769
00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:24,975
perpetrated probably by the lackey on my left.
770
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,313
I have no idea why I'm here. This is preposterous.
771
00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:33,182
...you could hear him say?
772
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,386
"Hubba, hubba, hubba, yuk, yuk... "?
773
00:32:39,006 --> 00:32:39,724
Good morning.
774
00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:41,857
Morning.
775
00:32:41,892 --> 00:32:43,627
Good God, you look awful.
776
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,761
Thanks.
777
00:32:46,537 --> 00:32:47,496
What's for breakfast?
778
00:32:47,531 --> 00:32:50,350
Well, you relax, I'll make you something.
779
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,170
You know this is, uh, getting to be a habit.
780
00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:54,003
What is?
781
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,304
This early breakfast
782
00:32:55,339 --> 00:32:56,605
around this time in the morning.
783
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,677
Yesterday, I was poaching eggs for Mr. Wolfe and Saul.
784
00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:01,377
You were what?
785
00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:04,413
Poaching eggs for Mr. Wolfe and Saul.
786
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:07,485
Uh-huh, Saul's taking over my job, I suppose.
787
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,087
I have no idea what Saul is doing.
788
00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:12,256
I'll be right back.
789
00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:19,630
There was nothing on the desk that gave any hint
790
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:20,896
of what Wolfe wanted with Saul
791
00:33:20,931 --> 00:33:23,534
but in the safe I found a slip of paper
792
00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:24,873
that hadn't been there before...
793
00:33:24,908 --> 00:33:27,993
a notation that Wolfe had given Saul two grand
794
00:33:28,028 --> 00:33:29,841
from our emergency fund.
795
00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,238
Naturally, I tried to decide
796
00:33:31,273 --> 00:33:34,120
what Saul Panzer was supposed to be doing with 2,000 bucks.
797
00:33:34,155 --> 00:33:38,484
I made a lot of guesses, but I bought none of them.
798
00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:43,921
What are you, checking your mascara?
799
00:33:43,956 --> 00:33:44,754
What do you want?
800
00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,524
Where the hell have you been?
801
00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:48,259
Look at me, doesn't it show?
802
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:50,207
Yeah. Let me touch you.
803
00:33:50,242 --> 00:33:52,056
I'm supposed to bring you in.
804
00:33:52,091 --> 00:33:54,040
They want you up at the commissioner's office.
805
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,784
Give me a minute.
806
00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:58,588
During the last 40 hours
807
00:33:58,623 --> 00:34:00,954
we've had more men on this case
808
00:34:00,989 --> 00:34:03,251
than on any other in my time
809
00:34:03,286 --> 00:34:05,811
and I can't see that we have gained an inch
810
00:34:05,846 --> 00:34:08,847
and everyone agrees with me.
811
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:12,284
There were 11 people present in that room
812
00:34:12,319 --> 00:34:14,048
when those keys were lifted
813
00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:16,419
and we need to get a line on the lifting.
814
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:18,622
More questioning won't do it.
815
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:22,092
We want to take everyone back to Nero Wolfe's office
816
00:34:22,526 --> 00:34:25,528
and repeat as closely as we can
817
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,165
everything that was said and done on Thursday evening.
818
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,917
Now, we can't compel
819
00:34:29,952 --> 00:34:32,095
Wolfe to let us in
820
00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:34,203
much less do his part.
821
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:38,698
So, we want you, Mr. Goodwin to convince him.
822
00:34:38,733 --> 00:34:41,395
Well, I'll tell you, you guys are rare.
823
00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:43,312
Rare breed. Rare as rocking horse manure.
824
00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:46,817
Come on, Goodwin, don't start with the hard-to-get stuff
825
00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,951
and don't be witty.
826
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:51,250
Last Tuesday, six days ago
827
00:34:51,285 --> 00:34:54,179
I was sitting on a bench in this building.
828
00:34:54,214 --> 00:34:57,074
Mr. Wolfe was dragged down here by Rowcliff...
829
00:34:57,075 --> 00:34:58,923
and now you know how he felt about it then.
830
00:34:58,958 --> 00:35:00,663
Well, he's still sore as a pup
831
00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:04,602
and now you got a lot of gall to ask me to ask him to do this.
832
00:35:04,637 --> 00:35:06,246
We need him to say yes.
833
00:35:06,281 --> 00:35:07,855
Hey, everybody needs
834
00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,065
something, commissioner.
835
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,206
Inspector Cramer here
836
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,763
needs to stop chomping his cigar.
837
00:35:11,798 --> 00:35:13,711
Does that stop him?
838
00:35:17,221 --> 00:35:18,482
What phone do I use?
839
00:35:36,824 --> 00:35:38,045
Nero Wolfe speaking.
840
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,232
Uh, yeah, it's Archie.
841
00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:40,340
Have you had breakfast yet?
842
00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:41,003
No.
843
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:42,556
Anyway, listen. I'm calling on behalf
844
00:35:42,591 --> 00:35:44,074
of the people of the state of New York.
845
00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:44,907
Indeed.
846
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,208
Yes, yes. The whole shebang
847
00:35:46,243 --> 00:35:48,846
from the commissioner down to Lieutenant Rowcliff
848
00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:50,381
which is quite a distance.
849
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,799
Wou going to drag this out?
850
00:35:51,834 --> 00:35:53,148
Hey, I'm through dragging.
851
00:35:53,183 --> 00:35:55,352
Here's the point: we're flumped.
852
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,305
We want to do a playback of last Thursday night
853
00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:00,263
with the original cast
854
00:36:00,298 --> 00:36:01,973
and all you got to do to play your part
855
00:36:02,008 --> 00:36:03,613
is let us in and just be there, right?
856
00:36:03,648 --> 00:36:05,763
I've told my associates that it's almost certain
857
00:36:05,798 --> 00:36:07,105
you're going to tell us to go to hell, and...
858
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:08,139
Very well.
859
00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:10,499
Huh?
860
00:36:10,534 --> 00:36:13,353
When would you like to do this?
861
00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:16,286
Uh... well, as soon as possible?
862
00:36:16,321 --> 00:36:17,111
Very well.
863
00:36:17,146 --> 00:36:20,944
I never refuse a reasonable request from a client.
864
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:24,415
This request seems reasonable, therefore I grant it.
865
00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:25,681
Shall we say 12:00?
866
00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,451
Will that be convenient?
867
00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:28,717
Uh... sure.
868
00:36:28,752 --> 00:36:31,687
Yeah, yeah, that'll, uh, suit them fine.
869
00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:39,163
I must've got the wrong number because...
870
00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:40,898
Come on, spill it, Goodwin.
871
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:42,576
He said okay.
872
00:36:42,611 --> 00:36:43,638
We're to be there at noon.
873
00:36:43,673 --> 00:36:45,019
I didn't add that I had a strong suspicion
874
00:36:45,054 --> 00:36:46,936
there was going to be script revisions.
875
00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:50,490
Will you all please be seated as you were on Thursday evening.
876
00:36:50,525 --> 00:36:51,794
Thank you.
877
00:36:51,829 --> 00:36:54,743
Not by any of us, and not by any of the cast.
878
00:36:54,778 --> 00:36:56,848
I was here...
879
00:36:56,883 --> 00:36:59,192
Okay, I believe this is the way it was
880
00:36:59,227 --> 00:37:00,435
when Mr. Wolfe entered.
881
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:01,719
Does anyone disagree?
882
00:37:05,816 --> 00:37:07,094
Then I will ring Mr. Wolfe.
883
00:37:08,421 --> 00:37:10,732
I will be sitting where Mrs. Jaffe was.
884
00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:22,539
Uh, you gentlemen don't look very comfortable.
885
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,541
We're all right.
886
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,936
These people have been told
887
00:37:27,971 --> 00:37:29,445
why they have been brought here?
888
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:32,516
Yes. Everybody's been completely informed.
889
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,685
Then, may we proceed?
890
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,403
Please do.
891
00:37:37,914 --> 00:37:39,729
There was a little tingle in my spine.
892
00:37:39,764 --> 00:37:42,687
I knew his look and manner as well as I did his voice
893
00:37:42,722 --> 00:37:44,474
and there was no doubt about it...
894
00:37:44,509 --> 00:37:48,132
he was going to pull one... or try to.
895
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:52,469
Miss Duday...
896
00:37:53,424 --> 00:37:54,529
and gentlemen.
897
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:58,108
You understand that the purpose of this gathering
898
00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:01,033
is for us to iterate our words and movements
899
00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:03,087
of last Thursday evening.
900
00:38:03,122 --> 00:38:06,187
But before we do so, I wish to make some remarks.
901
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,681
After you people left that evening
902
00:38:09,716 --> 00:38:12,821
I told Mr. Goodwin that I thought I knew
903
00:38:12,856 --> 00:38:16,155
who killed Priscilla Eades and Margaret Folmos.
904
00:38:16,190 --> 00:38:17,800
I based that on two things:
905
00:38:17,835 --> 00:38:22,634
first, my impressions of all of you...
906
00:38:22,669 --> 00:38:24,703
and, second, the fact that
907
00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:26,737
Mrs. Folmos was killed.
908
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:27,569
What?
909
00:38:27,604 --> 00:38:30,641
How does a fact that Mrs. Folmos was murdered
910
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,341
solve Priscilla Eades murder?
911
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:34,978
Because the supposition that the attack on Mrs. Folmos
912
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,112
was solely for the purpose of getting the keys
913
00:38:37,147 --> 00:38:39,750
to Miss Eades' apartment was clearly not acceptable
914
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:41,900
if any alternative could be had.
915
00:38:41,935 --> 00:38:44,088
Well, maybe she, uh, recognized her attacker
916
00:38:44,123 --> 00:38:46,221
and that's why she was killed.
917
00:38:46,256 --> 00:38:47,774
That assumption was not impossible
918
00:38:47,809 --> 00:38:49,920
but it implied that the murderer
919
00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:53,376
was an egregious bungler and I doubted it.
920
00:38:53,411 --> 00:38:54,744
I prefer to assume
921
00:38:54,779 --> 00:38:56,043
exactly the opposite.
922
00:38:56,078 --> 00:38:58,975
That Mrs. Folmos had been killed
923
00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,536
not because she recognized her attacker
924
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:04,169
but because he knew she couldn't recognize him.
925
00:39:04,204 --> 00:39:07,077
Is this for effect or do you think you're getting somewhere?
926
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:09,211
I am already somewhere.
927
00:39:09,246 --> 00:39:12,969
I just told you who the murderer is.
928
00:39:16,908 --> 00:39:18,960
Go on and spell it.
929
00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:20,903
He wanted the keys, certainly
930
00:39:20,938 --> 00:39:24,055
but he didn't have to kill Mrs. Folmos to get them.
931
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:28,065
He killed her because she was, herself, a danger to him.
932
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:31,145
As great a danger as Miss Eades.
933
00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,019
It would have ne him
934
00:39:32,054 --> 00:39:33,936
no good to kill the one
935
00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:35,237
unless he killed the other.
936
00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:37,007
I won't say I caught up with Wolfe
937
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,742
but at least I could see his dust.
938
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,876
And I admit that I had also seen Saul Panzer
939
00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:43,080
not with any flourish, take a gun from his pocket
940
00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:44,381
and rest it on his thigh.
941
00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:47,851
I suppose that the point here is that Eric Hagh is not Hagh.
942
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,118
He's a ringer?
943
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:51,104
I knew all this Thursday evening
944
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:53,056
but there was a contradiction
945
00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:53,889
that had to be solved.
946
00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:55,941
What is that contradiction, Archie?
947
00:39:55,976 --> 00:40:00,165
Uh, well, if, uh, Sarah Jaffe knew that it wasn't Hagh
948
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,486
how come she didn't say on Thursday night?
949
00:40:02,521 --> 00:40:03,809
Are you saying you knew
950
00:40:03,844 --> 00:40:05,636
who the murderer was that night
951
00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:07,171
and didn't notify anybody?
952
00:40:07,206 --> 00:40:09,023
Phooey. That's childish.
953
00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:10,806
I had no evidence.
954
00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:14,311
You have every scrap of information, Mr. Bowen, I have
955
00:40:14,346 --> 00:40:17,105
and the services of Mr. Goodwin, to boot...
956
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,720
which is a great advantage
957
00:40:18,755 --> 00:40:20,301
when his head is on straight.
958
00:40:20,336 --> 00:40:22,119
It was only a hypothesis.
959
00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:23,374
It only became more
960
00:40:23,409 --> 00:40:25,554
when Mrs. Jaffe was killed
961
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,184
and it was violently, tragically
962
00:40:28,219 --> 00:40:30,360
and completely validated.
963
00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:33,096
But I still had no evidence
964
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:36,433
so I phoned Saul Panzer and supplied him with money
965
00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:40,337
a newspaper photo of the man calling himself Mr. Hagh
966
00:40:40,372 --> 00:40:41,638
and sent him on a flight
967
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,390
to Cahamarka, Peru.
968
00:40:43,425 --> 00:40:45,134
You tell them, Saul.
969
00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:46,809
At Cahamarka
970
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:48,977
I found people that knew Hagh
971
00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:51,896
and I learned that Hagh was a professional gambler
972
00:40:51,931 --> 00:40:54,781
that he had not been in Cahamarka in three years
973
00:40:54,816 --> 00:40:58,520
and that this... is not Eric Hagh.
974
00:40:58,555 --> 00:41:01,214
Now, everybody there knew about the paper
975
00:41:01,249 --> 00:41:02,424
that Miss Eades had signed
976
00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:04,515
giving the real Hagh half her fortune.
977
00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:06,913
Hagh said that it was her idea to do it
978
00:41:06,948 --> 00:41:08,903
but he was too proud a man
979
00:41:08,938 --> 00:41:10,251
to sponge off a woman
980
00:41:10,286 --> 00:41:13,508
so he just kept the paper as a souvenir.
981
00:41:13,543 --> 00:41:15,003
I couldn't ask Hagh about it
982
00:41:15,038 --> 00:41:17,641
'cause he had died in a snowslide three months ago.
983
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,261
But the man that I had pictures of
984
00:41:20,296 --> 00:41:22,811
the man that I'm looking at right now
985
00:41:22,846 --> 00:41:28,485
is Sigfreid Meucke, also a professional gambler
986
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,654
and he was in the mountains with Hagh
987
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:31,920
when the slide happened.
988
00:41:31,955 --> 00:41:34,774
Armed with Miss Eades' letter
989
00:41:34,809 --> 00:41:37,559
to her now deceased ex-husband
990
00:41:37,594 --> 00:41:40,631
Meucke decided that to pursue his claim
991
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,331
for half of Miss Eades estate
992
00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:44,066
would require his presence in New York.
993
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:46,644
And, of course, it would be fatal to his plans
994
00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:48,919
if either Miss Eades or Mrs. Folmos
995
00:41:48,954 --> 00:41:52,720
ever got a glimpse of him since they knew he wasn't Hagh.
996
00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:55,379
There was only one way to solve that difficulty.
997
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,941
They had to die.
998
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:04,887
So, uh, why didn't Jaffe say anything?
999
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:08,357
Because it was not in her character to do so.
1000
00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:11,862
She didn't like to get involved with anyone or anything.
1001
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:15,468
She came here Thursday to lend her name
1002
00:42:15,503 --> 00:42:16,164
to a legal action
1003
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:20,103
only because she was under great obligation to Mr. Goodwin.
1004
00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,272
No, she did not denounce him.
1005
00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:23,105
But, somehow
1006
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:26,609
indubitably made him aware that she knew
1007
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:27,876
he was not Eric Hagh.
1008
00:42:27,911 --> 00:42:32,249
He knew immediately that he was in deadly peril from her
1009
00:42:32,284 --> 00:42:34,851
and he acted quickly and audaciously
1010
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,020
taking the keys from her bag.
1011
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,755
You waylaid Mrs. Jaffe.
1012
00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:40,490
You struck her
1013
00:42:40,924 --> 00:42:42,696
and strangled her
1014
00:42:42,731 --> 00:42:46,306
exactly as you had done to Miss Eades and Mrs. Folmos.
1015
00:42:46,341 --> 00:42:48,904
I said you were no bungler, sir
1016
00:42:48,939 --> 00:42:50,432
but the truth is...
1017
00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:53,937
Congratulations, Mr. Wolfe.
1018
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:56,974
You must be very proud.
1019
00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:58,726
Well...
1020
00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:01,095
Gentlemen.
1021
00:43:15,856 --> 00:43:17,794
Come on, get up.
1022
00:43:20,248 --> 00:43:21,264
Come on.
1023
00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:23,000
Nice socks.
1024
00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:31,899
There you are.
1025
00:43:31,934 --> 00:43:34,029
Every Friday morning at 11:00, after Nero Wolfe
1026
00:43:34,064 --> 00:43:36,125
comes down from the plant rooms on the roof
1027
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,524
he signs the salary checks.
1028
00:43:43,442 --> 00:43:45,338
There seems to be a check missing.
1029
00:43:45,992 --> 00:43:48,158
Ah, and what check would that be?
1030
00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:49,424
Yours.
1031
00:43:49,459 --> 00:43:51,159
Well, you know, I like to get paid
1032
00:43:51,194 --> 00:43:53,797
uh, for my labors, just like the next man
1033
00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:55,966
but, uh, last week I was on leave.
1034
00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:00,702
Uh, what-what's this for?
1035
00:44:00,737 --> 00:44:02,437
Enough of this flummery. Take your check.
1036
00:44:02,472 --> 00:44:05,075
But, technically, I wasn't here as your assistant
1037
00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:05,907
but as your client
1038
00:44:05,942 --> 00:44:08,545
therefore, it is I who should be paying you.
1039
00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:12,414
Now...
1040
00:44:12,449 --> 00:44:16,353
at present, this is all I can afford.
1041
00:44:16,388 --> 00:44:18,955
I don't get paid much.
1042
00:44:20,379 --> 00:44:21,991
Phooey.
1043
00:44:23,070 --> 00:44:24,594
Very well.
1044
00:44:27,197 --> 00:44:28,065
Archie!
1045
00:44:38,475 --> 00:44:42,379
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